hungarian:

*takes a nap* who am i

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”

(Source: itsvondell)